I got stopped by a little
Malicious old lady
Ooooh - I shoulda sue her
I just came in for some
mother fucking Krazy glue
I came out with a misdemeanour
And I never wanted no trouble
No, I never meant no harm
But they took me to the back
And they inked my hands
And they asked me 'why'd youda?'
Said I was doing my part
In the economy
And I needed some Krazy glue
And he threw me on the wall
And he fondled my balls
Like piglets often do
Inquired if I was smoking crack,
Or getting high on Krazy glue
I said "No", but he reached in my
Pocket
Oh lord, what did he see
But my last fat sack
In a ziplock bag
Full of Canadian weed
I was framed
I was framed
I was framed
Was the claim in my brain
But out of my mouth came
"guilty as charged"
Now, listen to me
My policy is to never steal something that I can't afford
But now I'm payin for my fuckin' up - something like 100 fold
I ain't got no quarrels with justice if you're keepin' it rightly
And if you were, we'd be partying nightly
So all you judges and all your police come along
We'll show you how we "keep the peace" IE- Rip the Bong
Ooohuuuhu