I got a
cigarette
in my right hand
I got a cigarette
in my left hand

and i'm smoking this one
While I'm smoking
this one

I don't really
wanna cigarette
right now

But it's fun smoking two at a time

I'm drinking
coffee coffee
coffee
while I'm smoking
my cigarettes

and my coffee's almost empty
and I can't afford another
pack of cigarettes

which really really really
really really really really
really sucks
so smoke them two at a time
which I'll probably really
regret cause these are my
last two (last two) cigarettes

I got a woman
in Manhattan
got a woman
in San Fransisco
and I'm thinking
bout this one
While I'm thinking about
how there's
one
well I'm thinking
about this one

I could go
for either one
of them bitches right
now
cause I wanna have
some dirty sex
but I can't have
neither so I'll
sit right here
and smoke these
cigarettes

now
I'm drinking
coffee coffee
coffee
while I'm smoking
my cigarettes

aand my coffee's almost empty
and I can't afford another
pack of cigarettes

which really really really
really really really really
really sucks
so smoke them two at a time
which I'll probably really
regret cause these are my
last two cigarettes

doo do do do doo doo
doo

I got debts that
I owe my dad.
I got debts that
I owe the Waterford Courts

and I'm trying
to pay off this one
While I'm trying to
pay off this one

I'm broke as a
god damned bicycle
spoke with my
un-cashed payroll
check

I'm gonna cash it
when I got some gas
but first I'm gonna
smoke these last
cigarettes

right now

I'm drinking
coffee coffee
coffee
while I'm smoking
on my cigarettes

and my coffee's almost empty
and I can't afford another
pack of cigarettes

which really really really
really really really really
really really
sucks (really sucks)
so smoke them two at a time
which I'll probably really
regret cause these are my
last two cigarettes